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Name: missy
Birthday: 8/16/1983
Gender: Female
Interests: random junk, stupid stuff, etc.
Expertise: i can remember a lot of useless and alltogether pointless facts. for example, a polar bear's skin is black and its hair is CLEAR, not white. and it reflects the whiteness of the snow around the bear. its weird.
i also can remember song lyrics, after hearing the song like once or twice, i have it practically memorized. yep if i were a super hero i think that would be my super power. i could just sing (badly) to the bad guy. and because i know all of the lyrics to "blinded by the light", it would take a whole ten minutes to sing the song, the bad guy would curl over with his hands over his bleeding ears and beg for mercy. evil-doers, beware!
Occupation: Marketing
Industry: Textiles
Message: message meEmail: email me
Member Since:
12/19/2003
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| holy cats! this still works! i feel super old. i feel like my mom --on facebook. | | |
| anger:
a#1; in a blizzard with zero visibility and white out-gusts-- turn on your damn headlights!
b#2; in a blizzard with zero visibility and white-out gusts dont go to frickin starbucks for coffee.
c#3; in a blizzard with zero visibility and white-out gusts dont get pissed at me because we closed early.
d#4; again, with the headlights, are you frickin retarded?
e#5; my car hates snow. due to the zero visibility and white-out gusts, i unknowingly drove myself into a giant snow drift, where it lodged, to remain happily stuck for quite some time.
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| hey remember when i didnt work all the time?
that was fun
seriously.
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november-time;
good bye geese.
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